Hi. I'm Ophi. I'm a chunky, funky, quarter-finding, bagel-eating J*E*W.

I was made in the Promised Land, conceived in Israel. I'm a SuperSemite. A desert diva. A piece of the Middle East. A bagels-and-loxie with moxie. A Yid, kid.

I was raised in Motown like a gefilte fish out of water. I wandered for almost three decades before finding a place to belong. Right here.

Come on in and taste this oasis!

And remember: the hand that rocks the dreidl rules the world.